Ages: 8+    Book

Elves Can’t Dunk

Book 1 in the Elves Series

By Robert Skead


Tells the story of Sebastian, a young basketball fan who decides to tryout for his favorite professional basketball team. Only there is a small problem – – Sebastian is an elf and ELVES CAN’T DUNK. To solve his dunking dilemma, Sebastian takes some of Santa’s special feed corn, the stuff that makes the reindeer fly, and heads for the tryout. This corn will give Sebastian more hang time than Michael Jordan on the moon! When Coach Frank Tanner finds out about the corn, he sets out on a mission to steal it from Santa Claus. Soon, its up to Sebastian and his friends to catch Coach Tanner and save Christmas!

Sebastian's Bad Guy Profile

Coach Frank Tanner

Occupation: Head Coach, Polarville Bears, professional basketball team

Likes: Winning. Winners. Basketball. Being taller than everyone. Making others lose—winning!

Dislikes: Losing. Really he HATES losing but hate is a bad word. No one should hate anything. He also dislikes Christmas elves… I guess I had something to do with that. Yeah me.

Good qualities: Loves his mommy

Coach Tanner


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